L.O.N.

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Line Of The Night:

Joe Johnson — 36 points, 3 boards, 1 assist

Johnson led the Hawks to yet another win over the C’s last night, making it 3 on the year.  Although it is worth noting Boston has been far from full strength for the last two of those.  Also, while Johnson had the most points, and the better overall game, J-Creezy made several key plays down the stretch.  Hopefully those two can continue to coexist peacefully, as they form a lethal clutch combo.

Worst Of The Night:

Your day yesterday, if you are a Milwaukee Bucks fan.

First you find out Michael Redd is out for the year with a 2nd ACL tear in as many years.  Damn.  Guess it’s Brandon Jennings or bust, on the offensive side of things, now?  And once you get done feeling bad for Redd, you cannot feel good about that $18 milli he’s owed next year.  Then, just before game time, Scott Skiles had to go to the hospital with an irregular heartbeat.  Guess he was worried a little about that offense, as well.

And Detroit, we see you.  Milwaukee stole your lowlight today, but you probably will not get away with another one.

Near Larry Bird Of The Night:

LeBron James — 37 points, 11 assists, 8 boards, 4 blocks, 2 steals

That’s two “nears” in a row for Bron-Bron, but this one has the G-State asterisk, of course.

Eat Your Breakfast Of The Night:

If you have ever wondered exactly what sled dogs eat before the Iditarod, now you might be able to get your answer from none other than Udonis Haslem.  Last night Carlos “Iditarod” Boozer came down the lane on a fast break, throw a little pass fake to his right, then BOOM!  EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!  HAVE SOME ALASKAN HUSKY HOTCAKES!  AND WASH THAT DOWN WITH SOME MALAMUTE MUSH!  Watch out though, Mr. Haslem might be a little salty when you ask him about this topic.

NBA Not-So-Fit Of The Night:

Rasheed Wallace — Out for about a week with a foot injury.

Guess he wasn’t ready to play those big minutes, huh?  Geez, ‘Sheed, we shower you with some praise and then you do this to us.  With ‘Sheed and KG out, it’s now all about one man, and one many only:  BIG BAAAAAAAAAABY!!!!!

Twin Towers Of The Night:

Al Jefferson — 22 points, 15 boards, 2 assists, 1 steal, 1 block

Kevin Love — 20 points, 14 boards, 2 assists

For this game only — a loss to the Nuggets — these numbers really mean nothing.  But in the grander scheme of things, seems like these ‘Wolves have something nice going on down low (word to J-Lo).  And now there are rumors these guys cannot play together and one or both may be on the trading block?  Wow, that better just be a rumor.  These guys have barely even played together!  Give them a chance!  Unless there is something going on behind the scenes to which we are not privy, seems ridiculous that either of these guys names would be mentioned in those clandestine GM phone calls.

The Raptors lost to the hapless Pacers, but Andrea Bargnani with 17 boards?  That is encouraging… A.J. Price — GUNNER… Corey Maggette is still a FT beast in obscurity out in G-State.  Last night — 17-18 from the stripe… Randolph Morris doing the Tony Yayo/Tim Thomas from the Hawks’ bench is hilarious… Defend and rebound, defend protect the paint… And one more time for posterity’s sake — BIG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Line Of The Night:

Pau Gasol 02/05 vs. Dirty Jerse — 24 points, 12 boards, 4 assists, 1 steal

Wow.  It’s like that?  Pau was like, “PAU!  I’m here!”  No easing into the line-up for this cat, just straight gangsta in his first appearance.  The Lakers have such a sick team now, and the Nets got familiar with it in a 105-90 loss.

Triple-Double Of The Night:

Hedo Turkoglu 02/04 vs. Dallas — 13 points, 13 assists, 12 boards

A nice all-around game from one of this year’s candidates for most-improved player, but he shot a rough 4-14 from the field. The Magic lost this one by 9 to the Mavs, so what they really needed was a better scoring night from Hedo.

Near Triple-Double Of The Night:

Josh Smith 02/04 vs. Philly — 19 points, 9 blocks, 9 assists, 6 boards, 4 steals

Ahh… one more steal Josh!  Give us the coveted 5×5!  The blocks were a huge momentum changer, as the Hawks trailed by 20 early in the game before Smith blocked 6 shots in the 2nd quarter, leading a comeback.  The Hawks went on to win the game.  Excuse us, the currently PLAYOFF-BOUND Hawks went on to win the game.

Jarrett Jack 02/04 vs. Denver — 17 points, 9 boards, 9 assists, 3 steals

Jack never appears to be the most athletic or most talented cat on the court, but you almost always feel his impact.  He battles, he leads his teammates — he’s the glue, heart-and-soul type.  And every now and then, he’ll even put up stats like these.  Portland lost this one in OT to Denver, but don’t blame Jack.

LeBron James 02/05 vs. Boston — 33 points, 12 assists, 9 boards, 5 steals, 2 blocks

With no KG, the significance of this game was slightly lessened, but you couldn’t tell that from the King’s effort.

Ay Yo That Kid Is Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Of The Night:

Al Jefferson 02/04 vs. Houston — 33 points, 16 boards, 3 blocks, 3 steals, 2 assists

The T-Wolves continue to mostly lose, but Jefferson has definitely proven he was worthy of being the main piece traded for KG.  Now those other fellas need to get to provin’!

PG PWNage Of The Night:

Deron Williams — 29 points, 11 assists, 3 boards, 1 steal

Chris Paul — 6 points, 6 assists, 4 boards, 1 steal

Hmm… so which one is the All-Star, again?  On Monday, Williams won the one-on-one match-up, and Utah handily won the game 110-88!  Daaaaaaamn.  Utah is the hottest team in the game, ya’ll.

Trade Of The Night:

If the rumors are correct, the NBA is about to get turned on it’s head.  Shaqalicious to the Suns for Shawn Marion?  Wild.  The deal seems to make absolutely no sense for the Suns so the deal and it’s aftermath will be heavily scrutinized.  Our biggest question is Shaq’s health.  No doubt he’ll be motivated, but it won’t matter if his body ain’t working.

Advertising Glory Of The Night:

We can’t get enough of the two latest T-Moble Barkley/D-Wade ads.  Check the full review here.

T.J. Ford back in the hizzle.  Good to see you, playa… Corey Maggette 489 FGAs, Tim Thomas 468… Think San Antonio regrets that Luis Scola deal?  He is fitting in nicely in Houston… Damon Stoudamire steps right into the Spurs’ starting line-up, filling in for the injured Tony Parker…