L.O.N.

Wanna be a baller? Well, one day, you TOO could be on an All-L.O.N. squad! You never know who might pop up here, or why…

The L.O.N. Revolutionaries
The All-Hip-Hop-A-Alike Squad
The All-Airhead Squad
The Tech Guy’s Squad
The All-Carolina Squad
The All-Dookie Squad
The All-Beanie-Sigel-From-High-School-Straight-To-The-League Squad

The L.O.N. Revolutionaries

The most revered of the All-L.O.N. squads. These ballers roam the countryside, spreading the gospel from ville to ville, sparking the minds’ of the ignorant masses.

PG Monta Ellis

SG Leondrinho Barbosa

SF LeBron James

PF Lamar Odom

C Kevin Garnett

Off The Bench:

PG Shaun Livingston

PG Rafer Alston

PG Earl Boykins

SG Jamal Crawford AKA J-Creezy AKA J-Crizzle

SG Larry Hughes

SF Bruce Bowen

SF Travis Outlaw

C Yao Ming

The All-Hip-Hop-A-Alike Squad

How do these guys do it? One night you’ll catch ‘em putting up a double-double, next night they’ll be at the House Of Blues movin’ the crowd!

PG Baron Davis or Black Thought?

SG Corey Maggette or Xzibit?

SF Caron Butler or Pharrell?

PF Donyell Marshall or Ludacris?

C Sean Williams or Andre 3000?

Off The Bench:

G Quincy Douby or 2Pac?

SG Quentin Richardson or Memphis Bleek?

PF Robert Horry or Will Smith?

The Coaching Staff and Management:

Terrell Brandon or Ras Kass?

Clyde Drexler or Snoop Dogg?

Sydney Lowe or… We do not know who exactly, but doesn’t he look like he owns a record label?

George McCloud or Erick Sermon?

Cliff Robinson or Trick Daddy?

The All-Airhead Squad

Whether it is their decisions on the court, or what comes out of their mouths off the court, these guys will leave you scratching your head and reminiscing of your favorite blonde jokes.

PG Stephon Marbury

SG DeShawn Stevenson

SG J.R. Smith

PF Josh Smith

PF Drew Gooden

Off The Bench:

SF Ricky Davis

C Eddy Curry

The Tech Guy’s Squad

The Tech Guy has next? This is who he is going to war with. Want an explanation? E-mail the Tech Guy yourself at: techguy@lineofthenight.com. We haven’t seen him in days, something about “putting the locks on the nachos”… Guess that’s why his team is half-retired!

PG Gary Payton

SG Gilbert Arenas

SF Michael Jordan

PF LeBron James

C Rasheed Wallace

Off the bench:

PG Nick Van Exel

PF Charles Oakley

C Vlade Divac

The All-Carolina Squad

We’ll take all challengers with this team, they more than fulfill the “one UNC player” championship quota (do the knowledge — NBA champs from wayback have ALWAYS had at least one UNC alum. Dean Smith. Fo Life. The Spurs? The exception that proves the rule. And yeah, Miami is killing us on this…). And now that the rough days are behind Carolina, this squad should get replenished year after year again. Just look at the recent additions!

PG Raymond Felton

SG Vince Carter

SF Marvin Williams

PF Antawn Jamison

C Rasheed Wallace

Off the bench:

PG Jeff McInnis

SG Jerry Stackhouse

SG Rashad McCants

SF David Noel

PF Sean May

PF Brandan Wright

C Brendan Haywood

The All-Dookie Squad

And just so we do not hear crying from the Duke fans, here’s what Duke could come up with. At this point, they have a deeper squad, and the best single player from both squads — Elton Brand.

PG Chris Duhon

SG Corey Maggette

SF Luol Deng

PF Elton Brand

C Carlos Boozer

Off The Bench:

SG J.J. Redick

SF Shane Battier

SF Mike Dunleavy

SF Grant Hill

SF Shavlik Randolph

PF Shelden Williams

PF Josh McRoberts

The All-Beanie-Sigel-From-High-School-Straight-To-The-League Squad

This is really a sick squad. We are talking All-Pro. No more new blood coming though, with the new age rule in place:

PG LeBron James

SG Kobe Cryant

SF Tracy McGrady

PF Kevin Garnett

C Amare Stoudemire

Off The Bench:

PG Monta Ellis

SG DeShawn Stevenson

G Louis Williams

SF Al Harrington

PF Tyson Chandler

C Jermaine O’Neal

C Andrew Bynum

C DeSagana Diop