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L.O.N. » All-L.O.N. Squads NBA Basketball

All-L.O.N. Squads


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Wanna be a baller? Well, one day, you TOO could be on an All-L.O.N. squad! You never know who might pop up here, or why…

The L.O.N. Revolutionaries
The All-Hip-Hop-A-Alike Squad
The All-Airhead Squad
The Tech Guy’s Squad
The All-Carolina Squad
The All-Dookie Squad
The All-Beanie-Sigel-From-High-School-Straight-To-The-League Squad


The L.O.N. Revolutionaries

The most revered of the All-L.O.N. squads. These ballers roam the countryside, spreading the gospel from ville to ville, sparking the minds’ of the ignorant masses.

  • PG Monta Ellis
  • SG J.R. Smith
  • SF LeBron James
  • PF Lamar Odom
  • C Kevin Garnett
  • Off The Bench:

  • PG Shaun Livingston
  • PG Rafer Alston
  • PG T.J. Ford
  • SG Jamal Crawford AKA J-Creezy AKA J-Crizzle
  • SG Larry Hughes
  • SF Bruce Bowen
  • SF Travis Outlaw
  • C Yao Ming

  • The All-Hip-Hop-A-Alike Squad

    How do these guys do it? One night you’ll catch ‘em putting up a double-double, next night they’ll be at the House Of Blues movin’ the crowd!

  • PG Baron Davis or Black Thought?
  • PG  Devin Harris or Ludacris?
  • SF Corey Maggette or Xzibit?
  • PF Caron Butler or Pharrell?
  • C Sean Williams or Andre 3000?
  • Off The Bench:

  • G Quincy Douby or 2Pac?
  • G Rodney Stuckey or 50 Cent?
  • SG Quentin Richardson or Memphis Bleek?
  • SG Rashad McCants or Curren$y?
  • The Coaching Staff and Management:

  • Terrell Brandon or Ras Kass?
  • Clyde Drexler or Snoop Dogg?
  • Sydney Lowe or… We do not know who exactly, but doesn’t he look like he owns a record label?
  • George McCloud or Erick Sermon?
  • Cliff Robinson or Trick Daddy?
  • PF Robert Horry or Will Smith?
  • Fired:

    Donyell Marshall.  Sorry, man… Devin’s got Luda’s #1 spot on lock.
    The All-Airhead Squad

    Whether it is their decisions on the court, or what comes out of their mouths off the court, these guys will leave you scratching your head and reminiscing of your favorite blonde jokes.

  • PG Stephon Marbury
  • SG DeShawn Stevenson
  • SG J.R. Smith
  • PF Josh Smith
  • PF Drew Gooden
  • Off The Bench:

  • SF Ricky Davis
  • C Eddy Curry

  • The Tech Guy’s Squad

    The Tech Guy has next? This is who he is going to war with. Want an explanation? E-mail the Tech Guy yourself at: techguy@lineofthenight.com. We haven’t seen him in days, something about “putting the locks on the nachos”… Guess that’s why his team is half-retired!

  • PG Gary Payton
  • SG Gilbert Arenas
  • SF Michael Jordan
  • PF LeBron James
  • C Rasheed Wallace
  • Off the bench:

  • PG Nick Van Exel
  • PF Charles Oakley
  • C Vlade Divac

  • The All-Carolina Squad

    We’ll take all challengers with this team, they more than fulfill the “one UNC player” championship quota (do the knowledge — NBA champs from wayback have ALWAYS had at least one UNC alum. Dean Smith. Fo Life. The Spurs? The exception that proves the rule. And yeah, Miami is killing us on this…). And now that the rough days are behind Carolina, this squad should get replenished year after year again. Just look at the recent additions!

  • PG Raymond Felton
  • SG Vince Carter
  • SF Marvin Williams
  • PF Antawn Jamison
  • C Rasheed Wallace
  • Off the bench:

  • SG Jerry Stackhouse
  • SG Rashad McCants
  • SF Jawad Williams
  • PF Sean May
  • PF Brandan Wright
  • C Brendan Haywood

  • The All-Dookie Squad

    And just so we do not hear crying from the Duke fans, here’s what Duke could come up with. At this point, they have a deeper squad, and the best single player from both squads — Elton Brand.

  • PG Chris Duhon
  • SG Corey Maggette
  • SF Luol Deng
  • PF Elton Brand
  • C Carlos Boozer
  • Off The Bench:

  • PG DeMarcus Nelson
  • SG J.J. Redick
  • SF Shane Battier
  • SF Mike Dunleavy
  • SF Grant Hill
  • SF Shavlik Randolph
  • PF Shelden Williams
  • PF Josh McRoberts

  • The All-Beanie-Sigel-From-High-School-Straight-To-The-League Squad

    This is really a sick squad. We are talking All-Pro. No more new blood coming though, with the new age rule in place:

  • PG LeBron James
  • SG Kobe Cryant
  • SF Tracy McGrady
  • PF Kevin Garnett
  • C Amare Stoudemire
  • Off The Bench:

  • PG Monta Ellis
  • SG DeShawn Stevenson
  • G Louis Williams
  • SF Al Harrington
  • PF Tyson Chandler
  • C Jermaine O’Neal
  • C Andrew Bynum
  • C DeSagana Diop